I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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