Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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