i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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