You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Randomize
