Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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