Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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