what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
high people should be assigned attendants
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Randomize
