I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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