Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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