A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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