11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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