I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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