You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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