im about as happy as oj after his trial
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
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Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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