spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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