Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Still dying that you shit outside
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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