I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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