I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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