Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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