lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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