I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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