let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Green mimosas i think yes
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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