i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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