There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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