i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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