Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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