I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
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When did angry sex become our thing?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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