What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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