i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
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