Dual....:-)
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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