Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
