This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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