dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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