I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I wish i was in the wii world.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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