Are we in a gay sports bar?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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