i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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