Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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