How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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