I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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