Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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