So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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