So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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