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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
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