Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Someone shattered a urinal.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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