doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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