Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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