Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
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My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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