Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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