I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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