Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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