You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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