I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
