Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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