how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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