PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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