FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
