Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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