Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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