ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.