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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?

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  You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?

  (587): View more from Alberta

  She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY

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• (916): View more from California

  Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency

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• (914): View more from New York

  I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.

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• (858): View more from California

  Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.

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  You don't have a cat...

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