Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(425): View more from Washington

I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.

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(404): View more from Georgia

He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"

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(856): View more from New Jersey

my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm

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(757): View more from Virginia

hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...

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(415): View more from California

I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,

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(330): View more from Ohio

FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.

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