i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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