Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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