I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
My breasts were aching with rage.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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