what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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